Pick up as you go

Ever wondered if there are fun and geeky stuff you can do to pwn your office rivals? Here are some nifty toys and ways to fire up your cube warfare!

1. The Airzooka - Airzooka is the ‘fun gun’ that blows a harmless ball of air towards any object, person. The ball of air that it fires can reach up to  thirty feet (!) and beyond. Amuse yourself as, seemingly from nowhere, you are able to mess up your rival’s hair, ruffle their shirt, dress, or TPS reports from a distance, or just plain blow them away!  The AirZooka requires no batteries, it operates simply by pulling and releasing a built-in elastic air launcher. And here’s the best part: because it shoots air, you’ll never run out of ammo.

2. USB Rocket Launcher - To ensure your victory over your office enemy, you’ll need this USB powered Rocket Launcher on your side. With inter-cubicle ballistic launching capabilities, it travels for up to over six meters! A sure way to rain terror over your rivals.

3. Online Competition Sites - If you prefer something less physical, you can try out online competition sites like ibeatyou, where you can compete by posting pictures and videos, and even have other people join in just for fun. Go compete over the silly or even the most mundane things, such as having the “Best ‘Thizz’ face”.

4. Wooden War Engine Kits - Go medieval with these retro-styled Wooden War Engine kits! They require some assembly with glue, but having these fantastic scale models of war weapons of yore will transform flinging balls of crumpled paper over cubicle walls into something much more epic.

5. Online Gaming - What better way to pwn your rival than a nice, explosive headshot? Go fire up Xbox Live and play Halo 3 or Team Fortress 2 multiplayer, or try joining different factions in online games such as World of Warcraft and have some epic player vs. player (PvP) action.

So go ahead and try any of these out, they’ll surely make rivalries over the watercooler more exciting and fun, in a geeky way.